What colour is your toothbrush?
Habar n-am, ma duc sa ma uit..
Name one person who made you laugh today?
fii-mea. e singura fiinta din lume care ma mai face sa rad
What were you doing at 08:00 yesterday morning?
somn de voie...
What were you doing forty-five minutes ago?
eram la mega image, dadeam pe 3 masline 7 lei..
What is your favourite candy bar?
Fagaras; ieftin si bun
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Am lucrat intr-unul...(uska, remember ?)
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"bubuuuuuuuuuu!"
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
choco
What was the last thing you had to drink?
apa, mor de sete dupa maslinele alea..
Do you like your wallet?
Nu.
What was the last thing you ate?
salata de boeuf cu..nu e greu de ghicit
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Da. pampersi pentru fi-mea
The last sporting event you watched?
Se pun bataile din Shrek ?
What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
nu mananc asa ceva
Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Colegului de business: "ba, au bagat astia banii pe card?"
Ever go camping?
nu's genul...
Do you take vitamins daily?
nu
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Nu. De fapt nu intru in biserici decat la evenimente gen nunti si botezuri.
Do you have a tan?
Nu stiu ce inseamna tan..
Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
da. chinese imi da chef de hatzaiala
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
eu nu. fi-mea da.
What did your last text message say?
Ooptiunea care iti ofera 1000 de minute se termina pe data..
What are you doing tomorrow?
merg cu metroul. cu scop, nu aiurea..
Look to your left, what do you see?
fi-mea in bucile goale.
What colour is your watch?
La care te referi, la Vacheron Constantin sau la Tissot ?
What is your favourite number?
nu m-am gandit niciodata
Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
Amanta.
Any plans today?
Poate mai bag ceva silkroad inainte de culcare
How many states have you lived in?
nu-mi stricati seara..
Biggest annoyance right now?
ceva crampe la stomac. or fi maslinele ?
Last song listened to?
Smash mouth - coloana sonora din shrek.
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
nu cred...
Are you jealous of anyone?
nu.
Is anyone jealous of you?
habar n-am..
Do any of your friends have children?
o yeah :D
What do you usually do during the day?
o sa fac un post cat de curand cu treaba asta
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Nu. de ce as face-o ?
Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
"Hello" doar in mailurile care le trimit peste hotare.
Do you like cats?
nu mi-am pus până acum intrebarea asta. da..
Are you thinking about someone right now?
Da. la un gigant in silkroad care m-a omorat de 100 de ori până acum..
O dau mai departe lui Raze si lui mr. G aka mr. threesome. doar daca vor..